Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Simon Could Be Knighted

Oh Brother, now I've heard it all...Queen Elizabeth is planning to knight Simon Cowell for his charity work and for generating millions for the British record industry. A source says British Prime Minister Gordon Brown pushed for the honor. "Gordon Brown was very keen for Simon to get proper recognition for his work. He was particularly impressed by the way Simon responded to his suggestion to release the record for Haiti by dropping everything to ensure it was a success. And there's also no doubt Simon has brought a great deal of happiness to millions of people with his music and TV shows."
I hope when she "knights" Simon, the sword slips and she cuts his ear off.

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