Rub a Dub...

Jessica finished the Marine Half Marathon in 2 hours 8 minutes - Geoff finished in 2 hours 56 minutes.

• Jessica trained, Geoff didn't.
• Jessica has no side effects from the race, Geoff is limping, whining, and complaining...no surprise.
• Jessica brought in a massage therapist, Geoff gave Jessica a paper clip.

Jessica felt bad for Geoff so as a "congratulations" she had Linda from Massage Matters come and fix Geoff up (Jess probably did it so he wouldn't try to go home early and so she wouldn't have to listen to him whine).
Linda came into the studios and worked on Geoff so he could be able to stand w/o his crutches (not prescribed by his Doctor, he borrowed them). She did some deep tissue and geriatric massage on him and he was walking in no time.
CLICK HERE to relieve your stress with Linda from Massage Matters.